There seems to be some wrongly conceived notion about Timmy Lou Retton.
I didn't come here to be your form of entertainment. Your comedy relief.
Yet I hear the murmurs as I walk to the ring.
" Look honey, there goes that screaming guy"
"That's the guy with the funny boots"
I'm the guy that's CHANGING professional wrestling.
You see I've allowed my elegance to be mocked , laughed at, and made fun of for FAR TOO LONG. Not just by the fans , but the men and women in the PWF locker room .
May 20th all of that ENDS!!!
On that night I take on RING Of Honor's own 'Brutal' Bob Evans. Now Bob as good as you are a Wrestler, you're even better as a teacher and a coach .Going every and everywhere teaching anyone wanting to become. A true treasure in our business . I say that to say this...
You have NEVER met someone (Let alone stepped in the ring with) someone as graceful as Timmy Lou Retton. Nor will you ever again. So May 20th relish this moment so you can tell the people you train that you lost to the MOST Elegant man in ALL of wrestling.
Because those who can't Tumble, surely shall Crumble.